tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via fake-mermaid)

t0nightweride:

i’ll literally never not reblog this aha, kissing someone like this is the best thing in the world

(Source: theflavourofyourlips, via leis-ure)

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

(via lubricates)

hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy

(via fake-mermaid)

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

(via fake-mermaid)

floatdowns:

school
reblog if you cried 

(via fake-mermaid)

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(hits buzzer) Sorry. Delicious is not spelt “Deliciousde”

(via hi)

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

(Source: fiberstark, via hi)

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

(via lubricates)

usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section ??????????????????
artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

eldritch-abomination:

drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf

enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves

(via fake-mermaid)

woodmeat:

-nirvana-fan-:

woodmeat:

she succ me thru my boxers

Why don’t you learn proper english sir

shut the fuck out my face

(via lameborghini)