lazypacific:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

(Source: farenheits, via fake-mermaid)

nitrogen:

(18+)

greenjellies:

if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

(via fake-mermaid)

internetkilledmylife:

Barb sets things straight

(via fake-mermaid)

uncomfrtable:

why father